It’s 2015 and America still uses pennies. That’s pretty ridiculous considering the prices of things in our society nullify their usefulness. Also, no one likes them. Don’t believe me? Go to a store and pay for something using more than four cents worth of pennies. That cashier hates you and your stupid pennies.
F**k you, pennies.
Aw, I didn’t mean that. You know what I’m going to do? Every time I come across a penny, I’m going to draw a peace sign on it. The monetary value is still as worthless, but maybe now it may be a positive message for someone.
I’d pay a penny for a little peace.